[Day three of my diet. Started asking questions to =
keep me sane]
Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?
A: A =
desserter.
Q: Why shouldn’t I quit and not worry about gaining =
those extra pounds?
A: Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Q: Did =
you hear about the seafood diet?
A: You see food but you can’t =
eat it.
Q: =
Why should you go to the paint store instead of the grocery store if you =
are on a diet?
A: You can get thinner there.
Q: How do most =
Americans curb their appetite?
A: At the drive thru window.
Q: =
How do you know your low-fat diet is working?
A: The fat hangs lower =
every day.
Q: Did you hear about the Dr. DoLittle Diet?
A: You =
talk to food instead of eating it.
Q: Why can’t you lose weight =
by talking about it?
A: Dieting requires you to keep your mouth =
shut.
Q: =
Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: He went back four =
seconds.
Q: How many dieters does it take to eat an entire hog? =
A: One, if nobody’s looking.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"