Sent a Buddhist friend a =
Christmas present (ironic, eh?) nicely giftwrapped. He opened it and =
found it was empty and said, “Aha! Just what I =
wanted.”
A Zen master told me, “Do the opposite of =
what I tell you.” So I didn’t.
At the pizza place there is a =
chef from India. With a smile and wink, I ordered “One with =
everything.” I gave him $20 and asked for the change. He =
said, “Sorry. Change comes from within.”
I emailed a friend in China and asked if was okay =
for Buddhists to use email. He replied, “Yes, but with no =
attachments.”
Trying to be diverse, our =
county hired a Buddhist coroner. Sadly, he got fired for always =
marking the cause of death as “birth.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"