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01/03/18 Grif.Net – A Little Zen for the New Year

01/03/18 Grif.Net – A Little Zen for the New Year

Sent a Buddhist friend a =
Christmas present (ironic, eh?) nicely giftwrapped. He opened it and =
found it was empty and said, “Aha! Just what I =
wanted.”

 

A Zen master told me, “Do the opposite of =
what I tell you.” So I didn’t.

 

At the pizza place there is a =
chef from India.  With a smile and wink, I ordered “One with =
everything.”  I gave him $20 and asked for the change. He =
said, “Sorry. Change comes from within.”

 

I emailed a friend in China and asked if was okay =
for Buddhists to use email.  He replied, “Yes, but with no =
attachments.”

 

Trying to be diverse, our =
county hired a Buddhist coroner.  Sadly, he got fired for always =
marking the cause of death as “birth.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"