What’s =
the best Christmas present? A broken drum (I heard you just =
can’t beat it).
Warning: If =
you start a fire in the fireplace on Christmas Eve, you may be visited =
by Krisp Kringle.
Any=
one who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man =
trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Why were there =
only three kings at Jesus’ birth? Elvis had not yet entered =
the building.
What’s =
the best part of Christmas shopping? When you know it’s a =
wrap.
My 8-year old =
daughter mailed a letter to Santa regarding the gifts she wants. Santa =
has now written back with the details on how to vacuum a =
house.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"