If you’ve seen =
one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.
I’ve =
bought my kids a pack of batteries for Christmas with a note saying: =
‘Toys not included’.
Cash is the =
one gift everyone despises and no one turns =
down.
Tis the season =
to awkwardly walk by someone ringing a bell without eye =
contact.
The good news =
is if at least two family members don’t get early parole, we won’t =
have to put the leaf in the table this =
Christmas.
Are we doing =
"Secret Santa" this year? Because I found a can of garbanzo =
beans that expired in 2007.
I get the same =
thing for Christmas every year – deeper in =
debt.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"