If you’ve seen =
one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.
bought my kids a pack of batteries for Christmas with a note saying: =
‘Toys not included’.
Cash is the =
one gift everyone despises and no one turns =
Tis the season =
to awkwardly walk by someone ringing a bell without eye =
The good news =
is if at least two family members don’t get early parole, we won’t =
have to put the leaf in the table this =
Are we doing =
"Secret Santa" this year? Because I found a can of garbanzo =
beans that expired in 2007.
I get the same =
thing for Christmas every year – deeper in =
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =