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12/21/17 Grif.Net – Ho, Ho, Hum

12/21/17 Grif.Net – Ho, Ho, Hum

If you’ve seen =
one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.

 

I’ve =
bought my kids a pack of batteries for Christmas with a note saying: =
‘Toys not included’.

 

Cash is the =
one gift everyone despises and no one turns =
down.

 

Tis the season =
to awkwardly walk by someone ringing a bell without eye =
contact.

 

The good news =
is if at least two family members don’t get early parole, we won’t =
have to put the leaf in the table this =
Christmas.

 

Are we doing =
"Secret Santa" this year? Because I found a can of garbanzo =
beans that expired in 2007.

 

I get the same =
thing for Christmas every year – deeper in =
debt.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"