12/18/17 Grif.Net – ‘Tis the Season to be Jolly

12/18/17 Grif.Net – ‘Tis the Season to be Jolly

I lay helpless =
on the basement floor, my hands tied and my mouth covered with tape. =
Next year I’m going to ask for help wrapping Christmas =


I am the ghost =
of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have =
happened were you not to have changed your ways.


If Santa knows =
who is naughty and nice, why didn’t he know Rudolph was being =


There’s =
nothing like the joy on my grandson’s face when he first sees the =
PlayStation box (containing the sweater I got him for =


Christmas is =
just plain weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a =
dead tree in your living room eating candy and snacks out of your =


You can tell =
Microsoft have a monopoly because even Santa had to switch from chimneys =
to Windows.


This =
Christmas, give the gift of peace. Add a little Prozac to the =
children’s cookies.



Dr Bob Griffin

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =