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10/30/17 Grif.Net – Trick or Treat

10/30/17 Grif.Net – Trick or Treat

[Here =
are the top ten reasons you know you are TOO OLD to Trick or =
Treat]

10. You get winded from knocking on the =
door.


9. You have to have another =
person chew the candy for you.

8. You =
ask for high fiber candy only.


7. =
When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and =
fall over.


6. People say: "Great =
Evil Clown Mask." You’re not wearing a =
mask.


5. When the door opens you =
yell, "Trick or…" And you can’t remember the =
rest.


4. By the end of the night, =
you have a bag full of restraining orders.


3. =
You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your =
hairpiece.


2. You’re the only Ninja =
Turtle in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one =
reason you know you’re too old to go Trick Or Treating?

1. =
You have to go home to pee after every other =
house.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"