are the top ten reasons you know you are TOO OLD to Trick or =
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9. You have to have another =
person chew the candy for you.
8. You =
ask for high fiber candy only.
When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and =
6. People say: "Great =
Evil Clown Mask." You’re not wearing a =
5. When the door opens you =
yell, "Trick or…" And you can’t remember the =
4. By the end of the night, =
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your =
2. You’re the only Ninja =
Turtle in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one =
reason you know you’re too old to go Trick Or Treating?
You have to go home to pee after every other =
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