We’re =
holding an Eclipse Party this morning, so I decided to bring a light =
snack.
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How =
do you organize a solar eclipse party? You =
planet.
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How does the =
man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse =
it.
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Heard that =
NASA is not planning more lunar landings because the calendar says the =
moon is full.
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The teachers =
brought their solar eclipse glasses to school because they were told =
they’d have bright students this =
year.
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In preparation =
for this morning’s eclipse, a friend stayed up all night, =
wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on =
him.
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I’m =
finding that a total solar eclipse is like a cookie. It can’t stop =
after one bite.
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Friend =
in England said, “If the US has an eclipse and we =
can’t watch it, why are they even having it?”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"