I now know . . =
.
. . . that Chicago Bears fans never change lightbulbs since =
they=E2=80=99re content to live in the shadow of the Packers and =
Vikings.
. . . that since my wife and I can’t stand each other’s =
family, we must be kin dread souls.
. . . that =
facts about subtraction just don’t add up.
. . . that a =
Cajun breakfast has to consist of more than blackened =
pop-tarts.
. . . that the =
gym always seems hotter after the game when the fans are =
gone.
. . . that =
being born free doesn=E2=80=99t stop the government from taxing you to =
death.
. . . that the =
more liberals I meet, the more I like my dog.
. . . that I =
didn=E2=80=99t fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a =
vegetarian.
. . . that I =
should have been better to my kids, since they will choose my nursing =
home.
. . . that you =
have to make the right choice now if you want the smoking or no smoking =
section in eternity.
. . . that I =
don=E2=80=99t need to pray =E2=80=9CLead me not into temptation=E2=80=9D =
since I seem to be able to find it for myself.
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Suggestions =
for changing the motto of the Grif.Net blog:
Way=
ne R said, "The Grif Net: Stirred, not shaken … We all =
need a little Bond in our life!"
Dan P =
suggested =E2=80=9CThe Grif Net: The fundament of good =
humor!=E2=80=9D=C2=A0 (Sadly, this would take a LOT of explanation, =
since foundament =3D=C2=A0 the butt of the joke. Defined as: Foundation or basis of something, including a =
person’s buttocks.)
Tom=
S said, =E2=80=9CStick with the =
original=E2=80=9D
M=
arilyn T opined, =E2=80=9CThe Grif Net: For those who were weaned on =
dill pickle juice=E2=80=9D
J=
im W thought "Making Calvinists Humorous Since 1996" sounded =
good
W=
illiam N said =E2=80=9CThe Grif Net: Great Gift =
for Laughs and Groans=E2=80=9D
Oliver said =
just use the catch-word =E2=80=9CWitty=E2=80=9D.=C2=A0 =
Ken M twisted =
our original with =E2=80=9CPut the MENTAL back in =
FundaMENTAL=E2=80=9D.=C2=A0 That hurt.
😊 =
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"