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08/04/17 Grif.Net – TGIF

08/04/17 Grif.Net – TGIF

Have you ever had a week where you thought "I =
WISH I COULD QUIT”? Or maybe, “THIS IS THE WORST JOB =
EVER”?

 

On =
your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section =
where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal =
thermometer. (“Q-Tip” brand is the one on which this advice =
is based)

 

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the =
drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during =
your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit =
and lie down on your bed. Open the package containing the thermometer =
and remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the bed side table =
so that it will not become chipped or broken.

 

Take =
the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it =
you will notice in small print the statement that "every rectal =
thermometer made by Q-tip is PERSONALLY tested". Now close your =
eyes and say out loud five times:

 

"I am so glad that I do not work in quality =
control at the Q-tip Company."

 

Now, =
your job isn’t really all that bad, is it?

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"