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08/01/17 Grif.Net – Puns R Us

08/01/17 Grif.Net – Puns R Us

The Swedish naval vessels now =
have bar-codes painted on the side.  Obviously this is so when they =
return to port, officials can Scandinavian.

 

Whenever I say I will only eat =
healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and =
snickers.

 

My wife told me I must stop =
acting like a flamingo. What could I do? I just had to put my foot =
down.

 

Was that my imagination, or did =
the earth move?

 

As a hunter, I stir-fry my game =
because I like to wok on the wild side.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"