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07/31/17 Grif.Net – Short on Cash

07/31/17 Grif.Net – Short on Cash

[After a week in California with grandkids, I find =
I’m now about broke.  How do I know?]

 

10. =
American Express called and said: "Next time, leave home without =
it!"

 

9. I’m formulating a plan to rob the Los =
Angeles food bank.

 

8. =
Long distance companies don’t call me to switch.

 

7. I =
just robbed Peter, and now I’m looking for Paul.

 

6. I =
cleaned out under the seats in the rental car, hoping to find change. =

 

5. My retirement investments now consist only of =
lottery tickets.

 

4. =
I’m eating generic bologna that has no first name. =

 

3. Got a care package on Amazon Prime from Feed the =
Children.

 

2. McDonalds now supplies me with all my kitchen =
condiments.

 

1. At =
communion yesterday I asked for seconds.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"