[After a week in California with grandkids, I find =
I’m now about broke. How do I know?]
10. =
American Express called and said: "Next time, leave home without =
it!"
9. I’m formulating a plan to rob the Los =
Angeles food bank.
8. =
Long distance companies don’t call me to switch.
7. I =
just robbed Peter, and now I’m looking for Paul.
6. I =
cleaned out under the seats in the rental car, hoping to find change. =
5. My retirement investments now consist only of =
lottery tickets.
4. =
I’m eating generic bologna that has no first name. =
3. Got a care package on Amazon Prime from Feed the =
Children.
2. McDonalds now supplies me with all my kitchen =
condiments.
1. At =
communion yesterday I asked for seconds.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"