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06/23/17 Grif.Net – Grease

06/23/17 Grif.Net – Grease

Many loyal readers know that I’m nearly 6 feet, =
6 inches tall. ‘I’m just average height’, I always =
joke. 

A friend came up to me very angry.  He blasted =
out, “You told me the secret of your being so tall was to rub =
grease on your chest each day.  Look – I tried your method and got =
smaller! It didn’t work.”

Kindly, I asked him what sort of =
grease he had tried.  He admitted that all he had at home was =
Crisco.

 

So I had to remind him, “That won’t work =
for growing taller.  It says right on the can it’s =
shortening.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"