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06/15/17 Grif.Net – For Dads (part 4)

06/15/17 Grif.Net – For Dads (part 4)

Four =
Minnesotans were in the maternity waiting room at Swedish Hospital. A =
nurse came to the first guy and said, “Congratulations! =
You’re the father of twins.”

“Twins? What an odd coincidence,” answered the =
man. “I work for the Minnesota =
Twins!”

 

Another nurse said to the =
second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of =
triplets!”

“Wow! That’s =
really weird,” he answered. “I work for the 3M =
company!”

 

A little while later a nurse =
entered to share with the third man, “Congratulations! =
You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“How =
strange,” he responded. “I’m the manager of the Four =
Seasons hotel!”

 

The last man began groaning =
and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” =
the others asked.

He simply said, “I work =
for 7-Up!”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"