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05/09/17 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

05/09/17 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

[Always fun to see what =
my friends claim is their “status” on Facebook or =
Twitter]

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I think it’s =
really cool how the word "OK" is a sideways =
person

·         =
T.G.I.A. =
(Thank goodness I’m awesome!)

·         =
A big shout =
out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money

·         =
Today is the =
first day of the rest of your life…And if that doesn’t work out for =
you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your =
life

·         =
Keep calm and =
know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not =
it will tell you who can fix it

·         =
It hurts when =
you go to unfriend someone and you find they’ve beat you to =
it

·         =
If twitter =
wasn’t around in the olden days why is there a hashtag button on =
landlines?

·         =
If something’s =
not going right, try left

·         =
I tried being =
awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome =
yesterday

·         =
Everyone is =
normal until you add them as your Facebook =
friend

·         =
Relationship =
Status: SOON

·         =
Back in 5 =
minutes (If not, read this status again)

·         =
Phew! Thank =
you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the =
shower this morning

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"