[Always fun to see what =
my friends claim is their “status” on Facebook or =
Twitter]
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I think it’s =
really cool how the word "OK" is a sideways =
person
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T.G.I.A. =
(Thank goodness I’m awesome!)
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A big shout =
out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money
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Today is the =
first day of the rest of your life…And if that doesn’t work out for =
you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your =
life
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Keep calm and =
know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not =
it will tell you who can fix it
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It hurts when =
you go to unfriend someone and you find they’ve beat you to =
it
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If twitter =
wasn’t around in the olden days why is there a hashtag button on =
landlines?
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If something’s =
not going right, try left
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I tried being =
awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome =
yesterday
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Everyone is =
normal until you add them as your Facebook =
friend
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Relationship =
Status: SOON
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Back in 5 =
minutes (If not, read this status again)
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Phew! Thank =
you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the =
shower this morning
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"