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03/31/17 Grif.Net – Random Thoughts from Rambling Minds

03/31/17 Grif.Net – Random Thoughts from Rambling Minds

I took an IQ =
test, but thankfully the results were negative.

 

Can someone =
help me know at what age I should
tell my pets =
they’re adopted?

 

Don’t spell =
‘part’ backwards. It’s a trap.

 

My wallet is =
like an onion; when I open it, it makes me cry.

 

If swimming is =
an exercise, explain whales to me.

 

Lucky for me =
mirrors can’t laugh out loud.

 

Bored? =
I’m sitting in class wondering who would die if one of the fans =
fell down.

 

I’m pretty =
sure you’re not a car; get an actual photo for your =
profile.

 

May your life =
someday be as good as you make it out to be on =
Facebook.

 

Only 10% of =
the population can wiggle their ears and raise one =
eyebrow.

 

We should stop =
teaching kids to sing the alphabet. It took me 5 years to realize that =
"elemeno" wasn’t a letter.

 

Unicorns do =
exist. They’re just old, fat and gray and we call them =
Rhinos.

 

I grew up =
being told not to write on the walls. Felt like such a rebel when I =
first joined Facebook.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"