I took an IQ =
test, but thankfully the results were negative.
Can someone =
help me know at what age I should tell my pets =
Don’t spell =
‘part’ backwards. It’s a trap.
My wallet is =
like an onion; when I open it, it makes me cry.
If swimming is =
an exercise, explain whales to me.
Lucky for me =
mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
I’m sitting in class wondering who would die if one of the fans =
I’m pretty =
sure you’re not a car; get an actual photo for your =
May your life =
someday be as good as you make it out to be on =
Only 10% of =
the population can wiggle their ears and raise one =
We should stop =
teaching kids to sing the alphabet. It took me 5 years to realize that =
"elemeno" wasn’t a letter.
Unicorns do =
exist. They’re just old, fat and gray and we call them =
I grew up =
being told not to write on the walls. Felt like such a rebel when I =
first joined Facebook.
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"