03/31/17 Grif.Net – Random Thoughts from Rambling Minds

03/31/17 Grif.Net – Random Thoughts from Rambling Minds

I took an IQ =
test, but thankfully the results were negative.


Can someone =
help me know at what age I should
tell my pets =
they’re adopted?


Don’t spell =
‘part’ backwards. It’s a trap.


My wallet is =
like an onion; when I open it, it makes me cry.


If swimming is =
an exercise, explain whales to me.


Lucky for me =
mirrors can’t laugh out loud.


Bored? =
I’m sitting in class wondering who would die if one of the fans =
fell down.


I’m pretty =
sure you’re not a car; get an actual photo for your =


May your life =
someday be as good as you make it out to be on =


Only 10% of =
the population can wiggle their ears and raise one =


We should stop =
teaching kids to sing the alphabet. It took me 5 years to realize that =
"elemeno" wasn’t a letter.


Unicorns do =
exist. They’re just old, fat and gray and we call them =


I grew up =
being told not to write on the walls. Felt like such a rebel when I =
first joined Facebook.



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"