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03/30/17 Grif.Net – When God passed out . . .

03/30/17 Grif.Net – When God passed out . . .

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[credit Dear Abby for this one]

When God passed out brains,

I thought he said trains,
And asked for the slow one.

When God passed out looks,

I thought he said books

And didn’t want any.

When God passed out legs,

I thought he said kegs

And asked for two fat ones.

When God passed out noses,

I thought he said roses

And asked for a big red one.

When God passed out heads,

I thought He said beds

And asked for a big soft one.

When God passed out hips,

I thought he said lips

And asked for two large round ones.

When God passed out chins,

I thought He said gins

And so I said ‘Give me a double.’

When God passed out faces,

I thought He said cases

And asked for one made of leather.

God am I a mess.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

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[credit Dear Abby for this one]

 

When God passed out brains,

I thought he said trains,
And asked for the slow =
one.

When God passed out looks,

I thought he said books

And didn’t want any.

 

When God passed out legs,

I thought he said kegs

And asked for two fat ones.

 

When God passed out noses,

I thought he said roses

And asked for a big red one.

 

When God passed out heads,

I thought He said beds

And asked for a big soft one.

 

When God passed out hips,

I thought he said lips

And asked for two large round ones.

 

When God passed out chins,

I thought He said gins

And so I said ‘Give me a double.’

 

When God passed out faces,

I thought He said cases

And asked for one made of leather.

 

God am I a mess.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"

 

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