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01/31/17 Grif.Net – What I’ve Learned in January

01/31/17 Grif.Net – What I’ve Learned in January

Somedays I felt like =
I was surrounded by idiots.  Other days I realized it was not just =
some days.

Shoveling my driveway while the wind is still blowing =
is as foolish as cleaning house while I still have kids living at =
home.

 

I’m convinced =
my co-workers need to wear shock collars.  And of course, I need to =
control the remote.

 

Today’s 3-year =
old’s can switch on a laptop and open their favorite apps.  =
When I was 3 I ate mud.

 

At work I feel as =
useless as the “g” in lasagna.

 

I’m naturally =
funny because my whole life is a joke.

 

My name has been =
suggested to President Trump for Secretary of =
Offense.

 

English is =
weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough, thought =
though.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"