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01/20/17 Grif.Net – Irish Names

01/20/17 Grif.Net – Irish Names

What do =
you call an Irish doctor who is a great philosopher and a skin =
specialist? Dermot O’Logical

 

What do you call a Irish woman =
with a piece of glass behind both ears? Patti =
O’Doors

 

What do you call an Irish woman =
who is always getting into trouble?
Bea O’Problem

What do =
you call an Irish man with allergy problems? Ben =
O’Drill

What do you call an Irish man =
lounging on the back deck?  Paddy =
O’Furniture

 

What do =
you call any Irish man who’s always folding things in two?  A =
Dubliner

 

What do =
you call an Irish girl who is a little terror in the neighborhood? Di =
O’Bolic

What do you call an Irish woman who is an excellent =
orator? Elle O’Quent

What do you call a part Irish part Black =
basketball player who enjoys hot cereal for breakfast? Kareem =
O’Wheat

What do you call a =
caffeine-addicted Leprechaun? Pot O’Coffee

What do you call an Irish woman =
who will not eat Miracle Whip salad dressing? May O’Nays

What do =
you call an Irish man who smokes 3 packs a day? Nick =
O’Teen

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