What do =
you call an Irish doctor who is a great philosopher and a skin =
specialist? Dermot O’Logical
What do you call a Irish woman =
with a piece of glass behind both ears? Patti =
O’Doors
What do you call an Irish woman =
who is always getting into trouble? Bea O’Problem
What do =
you call an Irish man with allergy problems? Ben =
O’Drill
What do you call an Irish man =
lounging on the back deck? Paddy =
O’Furniture
What do =
you call any Irish man who’s always folding things in two? A =
Dubliner
What do =
you call an Irish girl who is a little terror in the neighborhood? Di =
O’Bolic
What do you call an Irish woman who is an excellent =
orator? Elle O’Quent
What do you call a part Irish part Black =
basketball player who enjoys hot cereal for breakfast? Kareem =
O’Wheat
What do you call a =
caffeine-addicted Leprechaun? Pot O’Coffee
What do you call an Irish woman =
who will not eat Miracle Whip salad dressing? May O’Nays
What do =
you call an Irish man who smokes 3 packs a day? Nick =
O’Teen
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Love!"