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01/02/17 Grif.Net – First of the Month Puns

01/02/17 Grif.Net – First of the Month Puns

[New year, same lousy puns on the first weekday of =
every month]

 

There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to =
old skeptics when they die, but their future is =
doubtful.

 

Dijon vu? I’ve had the same mustard =
before.

 

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or =
death.

 

Speaking of weddings, to some ‘marriage’ =
is a word. To others, it’s a sentence.

 

I feel stuck =
with Christmas debt because I can’t budge it.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"