Sometimes autocorrect makes me post words I =
didn’t Nintendo.
My brain =
said “crunches” but my stomach autocorrected to =
“cupcakes”.
I tried to =
type “Kardashian” but I think “lard ashcan” =
sounds like a good name for the family, too.
Yes, I love =
my wifi. But the message was for my wife.
I was at =
home with a migraine, autocorrect, not a Nigerian.
Believe me, =
mom, when I retype to say I’m bringing cake for dessert. Not =
crack.
I know you think you can eat a lot, but I don’t =
believe you are hungary. (I want to tell you to Czech the =
fridge.)
No matter what others think of you, you’re my =
knight in shining armpit.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"