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09/19/16 Grif.Net – Healthy Attitude

09/19/16 Grif.Net – Healthy Attitude

Here are =
some one-line thoughts on a wide variety of health/diet topics . . . =

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Good health is merely the slowest =
possible rate at which one can die.

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Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you =
stab at it long enough.

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The proper way to use a stress ball is to =
throw it at the last person who ticked you off.

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My grandma told me her joints are getting =
weaker, so I showed her how to roll them tighter.

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Always identify who to blame in an =
emergency.

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A healthy sleep not only makes your life =
longer, but also shortens the workday.

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Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. =
Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 or 90 =
years.

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I can’t stand being in a =
wheelchair.

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I park in the farthest spot possible at =
the gym for the added benefit of eating my second croissantwich and hash =
browns without being judged by people walking by.

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"