[This was forwarded to me by =
two people and yep, this is me for certain sure]
It seems that =
lately my life’s been getting more complicated, and I want to =
thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me =
regardless of what I have become.
The following is a recap of =
my current identity:
> I was born a white man, =
which makes me automatically a racist.
> I am a fiscal and moral =
conservative, which makes me a fascist.
> I have actual xy =
chromosomes as a male, which makes me a chauvinist =
pig.
> I am heterosexual, which =
makes me a homophobe.
> I am right-to-work =
(non-union), which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally =
of big business.
> I am an =
evangelical Christian, which makes me a bigot and =
anti-Moslem.
> I am older than =
65 and retired, which makes me a useless old man bankrupting =
America’s economy.
> I think and I reason; =
therefore I doubt 99% of what the main-stream media tells me and 100% of =
what comes out of Washington DC, which makes me a =
reactionary.
> I am proud of my =
heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a =
xenophobe.
> I value my =
safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the =
legal system, which makes me a right-wing =
extremist.
> I believe in protecting =
property, national borders, and the American Constitution/laws, which =
makes me anti-immigrant.
> I believe in hard work, =
saving, preparing for retirement with enough money I cannot outlive, =
which makes me an evil 1%’er.
> I legally carry a 9mm to =
protect my family, which makes me a Second Amendment =
lunatic.
> I believe in =
hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each =
individual’s merits, which makes me =
anti-socialist.
> I believe in =
real education and teachers who teach, no indoctrinate with common-core =
idiocy, which makes me a home-school =
elitist.
> I acquired a =
good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which =
makes me some kind of odd underachiever.
> I believe in the defense =
and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a =
militarist.
> I believe in =
voting on actual proven character/political platform of a presidential =
candidate, not on a vagina or penis, which makes me a non-progressive =
bigot.
Please help me come to terms =
with this, because I‘m not sure who I am =
anymore!
BTW, I now have =
ANOTHER problem – When I walk into Target, I’m not sure which =
bathroom I should use.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"