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08/01/16 Grif.Net – How’s That Again?

08/01/16 Grif.Net – How’s That Again?

[First weekday =
of the month, so the grif.net is forced by tradition to again share lame =
puns and word plays.]

 

I call the =
change in my pocket “chicken feed” because it’s such a =
poultry sum.

 

Television now =
days is called a “medium” because it isn’t rare and =
isn’t well-done.

 

Pol=
ice were called to a Day-Care when a 3 year old was resisting a =
rest.

 

G=
uy down the street stipulated in his will that his body be cremated and =
the ashes added to the water in the vegetable sprayers at the local =
grocery store. He’s hoping he’ll be mist.

 

I bought a dog =
the other day and named him ‘Stay’. It’s fun to call him. =
"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he =
just ignores me and keeps typing jokes for the grif.net.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"