[First weekday =
of the month, so the grif.net is forced by tradition to again share lame =
puns and word plays.]
I call the =
change in my pocket “chicken feed” because it’s such a =
poultry sum.
Television now =
days is called a “medium” because it isn’t rare and =
isn’t well-done.
Pol=
ice were called to a Day-Care when a 3 year old was resisting a =
rest.
G=
uy down the street stipulated in his will that his body be cremated and =
the ashes added to the water in the vegetable sprayers at the local =
grocery store. He’s hoping he’ll be mist.
I bought a dog =
the other day and named him ‘Stay’. It’s fun to call him. =
"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he =
just ignores me and keeps typing jokes for the grif.net.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"