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07/12/16 Grif.Net – Weak Heart

07/12/16 Grif.Net – Weak Heart

A friend in Minnesota called to tell her pastor =
that her brother had just won a million dollars in the State =
Lottery.  "But I have a problem," she continued. "My =
brother has a bad heart and I’m afraid that if I tell him, he may have a =
heart attack. I’m calling to see, Reverend, if you would be so kind to =
carefully break the news to him."

 

The =
minister agreed to tell the brother that he had become an instant =
millionaire. He made some casual comments at first and then asked, =
"Hey, do you ever play the State Lottery?"

 

"Yes, I buy one ticket each week.  =
Why?" ask the man.

 

"Well, I’m here to let you know that you =
WON!" said the pastor. "You are now a =
millionaire!"

 

When =
the man seemed unfazed by this great news, the pastor said, "Did =
you understand me? You have a million dollars!  What will you do =
with all that money?"

 

The =
man calmly told him, "I prayed every time a bought a ticket and =
decided that if I ever won, I would give half to the =
church."

 

Whereupon the minister had a heart attack . . . =

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"