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06/27/16 Grif.Net – I’ve Been Thinking

06/27/16 Grif.Net – I’ve Been Thinking

I’ve been thinking =
that it’s ironic that the colors red, white and blue always stand =
for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

 

I’ve been thinking =
that if a man knocks on my door and asks for a small donation towards =
the local swimming pool, I will gladly give him a glass of =
water.

 

I’ve been thinking =
about changing my password to ‘incorrect’ so =
whenever I forget it the computer will say, ‘Your password is =
incorrect.’

  

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I’ve been thinking =
that I am truly great at multi-tasking – I can waste time, be =
unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

 

I’ve been thinking =
how much I hate when people use big words just to make themselves sound =
perspicacious.

 

I’ve been thinking =
that you should take my advice since I’m obviously not using =
it.

 

I’ve been thinking =
that if Bernie and his clan hate capitalism so much, just print =
everything in lower case letters.

 

I’ve been thinking =
about not joining our company’s 401k.  I did a 5k the other =
day and it about killed me.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"