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05/23/16 Grif.Net – Simple Answers

05/23/16 Grif.Net – Simple Answers

[And before you ask, yes, I’m still hanging with =
grandkids]

 

A friend was out fishing in the lake. He reached for a =
pack of cigarettes but found he had forgotten the matches.  How did =
he solve this dilemma?
He opened the pack, dropped one cigarette =
overboard and that made the boat a cigarette =
lighter.

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I asked people about playing the game Battleship, =
and got mixed reactions.
Seemed with most it was just hit or =
miss.

 

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What do you call a psychic =
midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at =
large.

 

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What cheese is made =
backwards?

Edam.

 

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Why do the French enjoy =
eating escargot?

They don’t like fast =
food.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"