JUNK: Dad’s stuff.
KISS: Mom medicine.
LEMONADE STAND: Complicated business =
venture where Mom buys powdered mix, sugar, lemons, and paper cups, and =
sets up a table, chairs, pitchers and ice for kids who sit there for =
three to six minutes and net a profit of 15 cents.
MAYBE: No.
OCEAN: What the bathroom floor looks like =
after bath night for kids, assorted pets, two or three full-sized towels =
and several dozen toy boats, cars and animals.
OPEN: The position of children’s mouths =
when they eat in front of company.
OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom’s nickname for =
Dad.
OW: The first word spoken by children with =
older siblings.
PUDDLE: A =
small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into =
it.
SHOW OFF: Any child =
who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby’s =
pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on =
it.
TOP BUNK: Where you =
should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
TWO MINUTE WARNING: When the baby’s face =
turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting =
noises.
VERBAL: Able to =
whine in words.
WHODUNIT: =
None of the kids that live in your house.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"