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04/04/16 Grif.Net – More Gifts

04/04/16 Grif.Net – More Gifts

Christmas is long over, but with all the grandkids, =
birthday present shopping is another adventure.  So I walked into a =
store because I saw a Barbie doll and considered it for my =
granddaughters.

 

"How much is that Barbie in the window?" =
I asked the shop sales clerk.

 

In a =
condescending manner she responded, "Which Barbie?  We have . =
.

        &nbs=
p;       Barbie Goes to the Gym for =
$19.95

        &nbs=
p;       Barbie Goes to the Ball for =
$19.95

        &nbs=
p;       Barbie Goes Shopping for =
$19.95

        &nbs=
p;       Barbie Goes to the Beach for =
$19.95

        &nbs=
p;       Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for =
$19.95 and

        &nbs=
p;       Barbie Gets a Divorce for =
$269.95."

 

[Now, =
I had to ask, you know. Wouldn’t you?]

"Why is Divorced Barbie $269.95 when all the =
others are only $19.95?"

 

"Isn’t that obvious?" the clerk declared. =
"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, =
Ken’s furniture…"

 

Oh, =
my.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"