From the Flat Earth Society: “Come join us! We =
have meetings all over the globe”
From Weight =
Watchers: “Meeting in Fellowship Hall. Use the wide double doors =
at the end of the corridor”
From =
Self-Esteem Workshop: “Tonight’s lecture in basement. Use =
entrance from alley”
From the Boy =
Scouts: “Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items =
to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple =
children.”
From the =
Pulpit: “Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday’s healing service =
will be discontinued until further notice.”
From the =
Pessimists of America: “Meeting canceled because you probably =
won’t show up.”
From ADHD =
Support Group: “No meeting since it is a beautiful day to ride =
bikes.”
From Elementary =
School PTA: “Fundraising program canceled due to lack of =
funds.”
From American Atheists: “Lecture rescheduled due =
to divine intervention”
From Diet =
Center: “Meeting canceled due to lack of =
space.”
From Paranoia Support Group: “Meeting postponed =
because that is what the government wants.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"