If everyone in the world joined hands around the =
Equator, wouldn’t most of them drown?
If a =
Buddhist ordered a hot dog, would he ask for “one with =
everything”?
If corn oil =
is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what =
is baby oil made from ?
If you have =
a day without sunshine, isn’t that the same as =
night?
If I wanted to buy a .45 and a 9mm and only purchase =
one, would liberals considered it gun control?
If 4 out of =
5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean 1 in 5 enjoys =
it?
If a bus station is where a bus stops and a train =
station is where a train stops, what happens at a work =
station?
If winning isn’t everything, why do we keep =
score?
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why =
isn’t anything in the store free yet?
If Bill =
Gates had a penny for every time we have to reboot a computer, . . =
. wait, he does, doesn’t he?
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"