[In 2010 a survey was taken by a large =
British magazine for the “Top Jokes/Gags” of all time. =
Here is a sampling of their ‘best’, of which I found only a =
couple to actually be ‘funny’.]
A woman gets on a bus =
with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve =
ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and =
sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just =
insulted me!”
The man says: ”You go up there and tell =
him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for =
you.”
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”I said to the Gym instructor "Can =
you teach me to do the splits?”
He said, ”How flexible are you?” =
I said, ”I can’t make Tuesdays or =
Fridays”.
~~
Police arrested two kids yesterday, =
one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They =
charged one – and let the other one =
off. =
~~
Yesterday, my mother-in-law fell down a =
wishing well.
I was amazed; I never knew they =
worked.
~~
There’s two fish in a tank, and one says =
”How do you drive this thing?”
~~
I tried water polo but my horse =
drowned. =
~~
Dr Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"