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02/04/16 Grif.Net – Some of the Top 50 Jokes of All Time

02/04/16 Grif.Net – Some of the Top 50 Jokes of All Time

[In 2010 a survey was taken by a large =
British magazine for the “Top Jokes/Gags” of all time.  =
Here is a sampling of their ‘best’, of which I found only a =
couple to actually be ‘funny’.]

A woman gets on a bus =
with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve =
ever seen!”

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and =
sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just =
insulted me!”

The man says: ”You go up there and tell =
him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for =
you.”

~~

”I said to the Gym instructor "Can =
you teach me to do the splits?”

He said, ”How flexible are you?” =

I said, ”I can’t make Tuesdays or =
Fridays”.

~~
Police arrested two kids yesterday, =
one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They =
charged one – and let the other one =
off.          =
 

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Yesterday, my mother-in-law fell down a =
wishing well.

I was amazed; I never knew they =
worked.    

~~

There’s two fish in a tank, and one says =
”How do you drive this thing?”

 

~~

I tried water polo but my horse =
drowned.     =
 

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Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"