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01/19/16 Grif.Net – Poultry in Motion, pt 2

01/19/16 Grif.Net – Poultry in Motion, pt 2

Can a =
Free-Range chicken be cooked on a stove =
you bought?

 

When the =
farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the =
highest bidder. They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but =
auctions speak louder than birds.

 

A chicken farmer’s favorite car =
is a coupe.

 

Did you hear =
of the football coach trained a chicken to fly? He ended up =
having a personal foul for excessive aviation.

 

The chicken knew the first leg of =
his trip would take him to Buffalo. From there he would wing =
it.

 

He was almost =
persuaded to invest in a poultry farm, but chickened out at the last =
minute.

 

The farmer =
gave his chickens a bushel of feed, =
but they only took a peck.

 

The first duck =
wouldn’t go in the water. Another duck asked, "What are you, a =
chicken?"

 

What do the Grif.Net and a chicken farmer have =
in common? They love to share a good yolk.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"