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12/09/15 Grif.Net – Why a Woman Might Want to be Santa

12/09/15 Grif.Net – Why a Woman Might Want to be Santa

No more early morning =
decisions or taking hours to put an outfit together for =
work

No one would ask you for a =
ride

One big black belt and you have =
all the accessories you will ever need

Comfy =
footwear

All your children would love =
and adore you all the time. Plus, behave themselves year =
round.

You’d never mistake your coat =
for anyone else’s

You could get as fat as a house =
and call it a job requirement

Should people suggest your =
belly jiggled… that is when you giggled… like a bowlful of jelly, =
you could hit them with your purse

No more trips to =
the vending machine. Just snack on milk and cookies all =
day

Your co-workers would be on =
notice that they’d better not pout

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"