Q. What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve.
Q. Which reindeer was known for his bad manners?
Q. Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So he can ho, ho, ho.
Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Q. What do you call a reindeer who wears ear muffs?
A. Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
Q. What do Tarzan and the monkeys sing at Christmas time?
A. Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.
Q. Why wasn’t the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
A. Because he was stuffed.
Q. How do sheep in Spain say Merry Christmas?
A. Fleece Navidad!
Q. What do you call a flamingo at the North Pole?
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
A. Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”