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11/24/15 Grif.Net – Thanksgiving Insights from Famous Americans

11/24/15 Grif.Net – Thanksgiving Insights from Famous Americans

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anksgiving dinner take eighteen hours to prepare. It is consumed in =
twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. =
~ Erma =
Bombeck

My mother is such a lousy cook that =
Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. ~ Rita =
Rudner

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet =
on Thanksgiving Day. ~ Irv =
Kupcine

Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my =
pants. ~ Kevin =
James

Coexistence: what the farmer does with the =
turkey — until Thanksgiving. ~ Mike =
Connolly

Here I am 5 o’clock in the morning stuffing =
bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt. ~ Roseanne =
Barr

You know that just before that first =
Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman =
saying, "Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never =
leave." ~ =
Dylan Brody

What we’re talking about it a wonderful =
day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I =
mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? ~ Erma =
Bombeck

Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People =
travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. =
And then discover once a year is way too often. ~ Johnny =
Carson

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"