Goo=
d News: You baptized seven people today in the river.
Bad News: You =
lost two of them in the swift current.
Goo=
d News: The Women’s Missionary Group voted to send you a get-well =
card.
Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.
Goo=
d News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote =
it.
Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search =
committee to find somebody capable of filling the =
position.
Goo=
d News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly =
the same way you do.
Bad News: The choir =
mutinied.
Goo=
d News: Your women’s softball team finally won a game.
Bad News: They =
beat your men’s softball team.
Goo=
d News: The trustees finally voted to add more church parking.
Bad =
News: They are going to blacktop the front lawn of your =
parsonage.
Goo=
d News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.
Bad =
News: You were on vacation.
Goo=
d News: Your deacons want to send you to the Holy Land.
Bad News: =
They are stalling until the next war.
Goo=
d News: The youth in your church come to your house for a surprise =
visit.
Bad News: It’s in the middle of the night and they are armed =
with toilet paper and shaving cream to "decorate" your =
house.
Goo=
d News: Your biggest critic just left your church.
Bad News: He has =
been appointed the President of your =
denomination.
[fr=
om Cybersalt]
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"