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11/16/15 Grif.Net – Good News or Bad News for the Pastor

11/16/15 Grif.Net – Good News or Bad News for the Pastor

Goo=
d News: You baptized seven people today in the river.
Bad News: You =
lost two of them in the swift current.

 

Goo=
d News: The Women’s Missionary Group voted to send you a get-well =
card.
Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.

 

Goo=
d News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote =
it.
Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search =
committee to find somebody capable of filling the =
position.

 

Goo=
d News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly =
the same way you do.
Bad News: The choir =
mutinied.

 

Goo=
d News: Your women’s softball team finally won a game.
Bad News: They =
beat your men’s softball team.

 

Goo=
d News: The trustees finally voted to add more church parking.
Bad =
News: They are going to blacktop the front lawn of your =
parsonage.

 

Goo=
d News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.
Bad =
News: You were on vacation.

 

Goo=
d News: Your deacons want to send you to the Holy Land.
Bad News: =
They are stalling until the next war.

 

Goo=
d News: The youth in your church come to your house for a surprise =
visit.
Bad News: It’s in the middle of the night and they are armed =
with toilet paper and shaving cream to "decorate" your =
house.

 

Goo=
d News: Your biggest critic just left your church.
Bad News: He has =
been appointed the President of your =
denomination.

 

[fr=
om Cybersalt]

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"