[Keep seeing odd ones, or hearing about great ideas on =
the ‘net. So here is another installment]
Don’t rush me I get paid by the =
hour.
Why am I the only person on =
earth that knows how to drive?
If you drink, don’t drive. =
Don’t even putt.
Honk you horn if you hate =
bumper stickers that say "Honk if …"
Watch out for the idiot behind =
me.
I’m NOT speeding, I’m =
qualifying!
If this car was a horse I’d =
have to shoot it.
Do me a favor…Steal this =
car.
Warning: Driver only carries =
$20 worth of ammunition!
If I go any faster I’ll burn =
out my hamster!
Help Stamp Out Bumper =
Stickers.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"