Politicians are a bit like =
restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the =
other.
In a recent town-hall debate, =
one candidate jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the =
evil powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other =
politician screamed back, "You leave my wife out of =
this!"
There are two sorts of =
politicians:
Those who can talk nonsense on =
any subject under the sun, and those who don’t need a =
subject.
A little girl asked her =
father, ‘Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a =
time"?
The father replied, ‘No, some begin with – =
“If I am elected.”’
The word ‘politics’ describes =
the process so well:
‘Poli’ in Latin means ‘many’, =
and ‘tics’ mean ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
Honesty in politics is much =
like oxygen.
The higher up you go, the =
scarcer it becomes.
The government is sneaky. =
They raise the tax on alcohol, =
then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink =
more.
The government claims it’s =
following the will of the people.
I didn’t even know we’d =
died!
Limit the Presidency to 2 =
terms:
1 in office, 1 in =
jail.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"