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Half the semester is over. By now you KNOW if your school’s =
cafeteria is good, bad or ugly. Here is a check list to see if it =
is in trouble.]
1=
. You eat something that’s actually pretty good, then realize it’s the =
paper plate.
2=
. You cut your hand on the Jell-O.
3=
. The meat loaf comes with hacksaw blades.
4=
. No one minded the school power outage because they didn’t have to see =
what they were eating.
5=
. Even the teachers have food fights.
6=
. The coffee was ground this morning–literally. =
7=
. Your hamburger just might have a tail.
8=
. The sponge cake is made of actual sponge.
9=
. Before you eat, you are required to sign a paper promising not to sue. =
1=
0. The biology lab aquarium looks pretty appetizing compared to =
yesterday’s lunch.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"