09/29/15 Grif.Net – Baptist?

09/29/15 Grif.Net – Baptist?

I raised my =
kids as Baptists. One of my sons is a Southern Baptist Missionary pastor =
and the other a Baptist pastor, ordained Regular Baptist. My daughter is =
Independent Baptist. And I pastor a Reformed Baptist church.   =
You, too, might be a Baptist if . . .

You think John =
the Baptist started the Baptist Church.

You =
think the Holy =
Spirit’s =
presence is strongest on the back three pews.

You think =
"Amazing Grace" should be the national anthem.

You judge the =
quality of the sermon by the amount of sweat worked up by the =
preacher.

Your definition =
of “fellowship” always includes a fork.

You honestly =
believe that the Apostle Paul spoke King James =
English.

You think =
worship music has to be loud but NEVER with a drum.

You think Jesus =
actually used Welch’s grape juice and saltine =
crackers.

You judge the =
quality of a service by its length.

You often wake up in the middle of the night craving fried =
chicken and interpret that feeling as a call to =
preach.

You believe =
that you are supposed to take a covered dish to =
heaven.

You have never =
sung the third verse of any hymn.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"