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09/28/15 Grif.Net – Long Sermon

09/28/15 Grif.Net – Long Sermon

09/28/15 Grif.Net – Long Sermon

Did I preach a =
long sermon yesterday?  Here are ways to plan ahead if the sermon =
might be a little too long:

*When you =
notice
a case =
of bottled water in a cooler beside the pulpit.

*When =
t
he pews have =
camper hookups
=
installed
.

*When =
t
he preacher =
breaks
after =
an hour
for the “first intermission.

*When =
th
e bulletins =
have
Dominoes’ Pizza delivery =
menus
as =
inserts
.

*When the preacher brings in his sermon notes in a filing =
cabinet.

*When =
t
he choir loft =
is furnished with La-Z-Boys.

*When =
t
he minister =
says, "You’ll be out in time to watch the
Super Bowl" but it’s =
only
September!

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"