09/28/15 Grif.Net – Long Sermon
Did I preach a =
long sermon yesterday? Here are ways to plan ahead if the sermon =
might be a little too long:
*When you =
notice a case =
of bottled water in a cooler beside the pulpit.
*When =
the pews have =
camper hookups =
installed.
*When =
the preacher =
breaks after =
an hour for the “first intermission”.
*When =
the bulletins =
have Dominoes’ Pizza delivery =
menus as =
inserts.
*When the preacher brings in his sermon notes in a filing =
cabinet.
*When =
the choir loft =
is furnished with La-Z-Boys.
*When =
the minister =
says, "You’ll be out in time to watch the Super Bowl" but it’s =
only September!
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"