One day, a man from Prague came to visit his friend in Southern California.
When asked what he wanted to see, the visitor replied, “I would like to see
the world-famous San Diego Zoo.”
To his delight, his host took him to the Zoo. As they were touring the
grounds, especially enjoying all the exhibits in the Monkey House, one of
the huge gorillas broke out of its cage and swallowed the Czech whole.
Shocked, his friend quickly notified the authorities. He explained the
situation and a zoo keeper immediately took steps to rescue the man’s
friend. The zoo keeper got a large knife and asked the man, “OK, we may
still have time to save him. Which gorilla did it? Was it the male or the
female?”
Unsure (since to him all gorillas look alike), the man pointed out the giant
female as the culprit. Quickly, the zoo keeper split the female gorilla open
and found nothing of the Czech.
The Californian who had given him the wrong information simply shrugged and
said, “Sorry. Guess the Czech is in the male.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”