A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a
confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would
shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back
and haunt you for the rest of your life!”
His wife and even his neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that
he was feared. Then one evening, he died.
After the funeral, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, “Aren’t
you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and
haunt you for the rest of your life?”
The wife said, “Let him dig. I had him buried upside down . . . and I know
he’s too stubborn to ask for directions.”
[forwarded by Karen Linden]
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”