If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance. They just looked at me.
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
On the other hand, you have five different fingers.
It’s a small world after all, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.
There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”