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04/02/15 Grif.Net – Lame All-Occasion Jokes

04/02/15 Grif.Net – Lame All-Occasion Jokes

[Another dose of off-the-wall lame jokes, guarantee to make friends and
co-workers break down in sighing and eye-rolling as you tell them today.
And I know you will. Maybe even share this blog post.]

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look
what’s telling me that.

I figure the only way to kill vegetarian vampires is with a steak to the
heart.

I saw a midget climb up the fence at a prison break. As he jumped down he
sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his
shelf to blame.

Dangerous precipitation is simply a rain of terror.

The lifeguard didn’t save the hippie because he was too far out, man.

Aren’t dry erase boards remarkable?

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”