[Another dose of off-the-wall lame jokes, guarantee to make friends and
co-workers break down in sighing and eye-rolling as you tell them today.
And I know you will. Maybe even share this blog post.]
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look
what’s telling me that.
I figure the only way to kill vegetarian vampires is with a steak to the
heart.
I saw a midget climb up the fence at a prison break. As he jumped down he
sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his
shelf to blame.
Dangerous precipitation is simply a rain of terror.
The lifeguard didn’t save the hippie because he was too far out, man.
Aren’t dry erase boards remarkable?
Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”