04/02/15 Grif.Net – Lame All-Occasion Jokes

04/02/15 Grif.Net – Lame All-Occasion Jokes

[Another dose of off-the-wall lame jokes, guarantee to make friends and
co-workers break down in sighing and eye-rolling as you tell them today.
And I know you will. Maybe even share this blog post.]

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look
what’s telling me that.

I figure the only way to kill vegetarian vampires is with a steak to the

I saw a midget climb up the fence at a prison break. As he jumped down he
sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his
shelf to blame.

Dangerous precipitation is simply a rain of terror.

The lifeguard didn’t save the hippie because he was too far out, man.

Aren’t dry erase boards remarkable?

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”