03/30/15 Grif.Net – Questions from Children’s Church

03/30/15 Grif.Net – Questions from Children’s Church

{Purported to be real questions and funny answers from Sunday School classes
and Children’s Church programs. I think not, but hanging last week with the
grandkids showed that some might just be real . . . ]

Q. Who was the most sinful man in the Old Testament?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. What did Adam & Eve do after they were kicked out of the garden of Eden?
A. They raised Cain

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest entertainer in the Bible?
A. Samson, he brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give his children as to why he no longer lived in
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Did you know Jesus was a cattle farmer?
A. He was always talking about his ‘pair-of-bulls’

Q. Which area of Palestine is especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks was always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”