03/26/15 Grif.Net – Small Town Living

03/26/15 Grif.Net – Small Town Living

Friends just visited us in Wyoming. They travelled through Lost Cabin (pop.
4), Hiland (pop. 2) and saw a sign that said “Last Chance for Gas 100 Miles”
and found out the sign was not lying. We tried to warn them.

Wyoming towns are so small that,

…their city limits signs are both on the same post.

…the City jail is nicknamed the “amoeba” (it only has one cell).

…the 7-11 is a 9-5.

…the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot long hot dog.

…the first-baby-born-in-2014 winner was born in October.

…the one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions.

…there’s no place to go that you shouldn’t.

…a “Night on the Town” takes only 11 minutes.

…the phone book has only one page.

…there’s nothing doing every minute.

…at the last beauty contest, nobody won.

…the ZIP code was a fraction.

…Second Street is in Nebraska.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”