[A lady at church thought the pastor should be “like Jesus”, so I decided to
do a comparison. I was amazed at how I measured up. Not a “good” amazed.]
Jesus walks on water; Dr Bob slips on ice
Jesus changes water into wine; Dr Bob changes water into coffee
Jesus curses fig tree; Dr Bob kills houseplants
Jesus stills the storm; Dr Bob puts storm windows on sills
Jesus feeds 5,000; Dr Bob buys Dollar Store cookies for church
Jesus heals centurion’s servant at a distance; Dr Bob changes channels with
the TV remote at a distance
Jesus heals paralyzed man; Dr Bob gets his children to do chores
Jesus overturns money-changer tables; Dr Bob puts away folding tables
Jesus raises the dead; Dr Bob wakes teenagers by noon on Saturday
Jesus casts out demons; Dr Bob turns on night-light and checks for monsters
in the closet and under the bed
Jesus cleanses lepers; Dr Bob has changed dirty diapers
Jesus calls disciples; Dr Bob e-mails out his Grif.Net
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ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY’S CITY NICKNAME QUIZ, part 2
1. Derby City = Louisville
2. Emerald City = Seattle
3. Gateway to the West = St. Louis
4. Icebox of the United States = International Falls
5. Little Cuba = Miami
6. Mile High City = Denver
7. Mistake on the Lake = Cleveland
8. Motown = Detroit
9. Music City = Nashville
10. Queen City of the West = Cincinnati
11. Rubber City = Akron
12. Second City = Chicago
13. Sin City = Las Vegas
14. Steel City = Pittsburgh
15. Tinsel town = Hollywood
Bonus: World’s Playground = Atlantic City
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”