[Yes, time for another installment of lame puns and humor on
first-of-the-month]
I saw a movie about a hot dog and thought it might be an Oscar wiener.
I read a lengthy article on Japanese sword fighters, but if you like I can
Samurais it for you.
I went into a butcher’s shop and asked for half a rabbit. The butcher
wouldn’t do it since he didn’t want to split hares.
I’m thinking of opening a franchise of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses for
people who love meat tender.
I opened a fortune cookie at a Chinese restaurant and it said, “NO MSG”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”