01/30/15 Grif.Net – What Everyone’s Asking, p 5

01/30/15 Grif.Net – What Everyone’s Asking, p 5

[This week the Grif.Net will share some of the best and worst Q&A jokes. You
get to decide which is which.]

Q: Why can’t a woman ask her brother for help?
A: Because he can’t be a brother and assist her too.

Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
would kill you?
A: A pool table.

Q: What is the loudest sport?
A: Tennis, because everyone raises a racquet.

Q: What do you call the person who mows the grass of a baseball field?
A: A diamond cutter.

Q: What do you get when you play a country music song backward?
A: You get your wife back, you get your job back, you stop drinking …

Q: Why is a bowling alley so quiet?
A: You can hear a pin drop.

Q: Why did Robin Hood rob only the rich?
A: Because the poor had no money. Duh.

Q: Why do most husbands die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”