[This week the Grif.Net will share some of the best and worst Q&A jokes. You
get to decide which is which.]
Q: Why can’t a woman ask her brother for help?
A: Because he can’t be a brother and assist her too.
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Q: What is the loudest sport?
A: Tennis, because everyone raises a racquet.
Q: What do you call the person who mows the grass of a baseball field?
A: A diamond cutter.
Q: What do you get when you play a country music song backward?
A: You get your wife back, you get your job back, you stop drinking …
Q: Why is a bowling alley so quiet?
A: You can hear a pin drop.
Q: Why did Robin Hood rob only the rich?
A: Because the poor had no money. Duh.
Q: Why do most husbands die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”